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Madam: Someone for whom the belles toil.

Definitions Occupations

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

The city is negotiating with the railway so it can take over the maintenance of the right away.

Malaprops

Their relationship was purely plutonic.

Malaprops Relationships

“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

Tom Swifties

The scripts needs to be kept in sink.

Malaprops

“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

Tom Swifties

People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.

Situations

“I won’t play for this team any longer,” Tom decided.

Tom Swifties

“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

Tom Swifties

“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

Tom Swifties

Stomach: A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion.

Body Definitions

A man doesn’t know the value of a woman’s love until he starts paying alimony.

Marriage

“I wonder where the next character is going to appear,” said Tom with a cursory glance.

Tom Swifties

Alimony: The sum of money a man is commanded to pay his ex-wife in exchange for the pleasure of having her live under a separate roof.

Definitions Marriage

“I see,” said Tom icily.

Tom Swifties

Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.

Definitions

What comes around, is all around.

Malaprops

Honest Politician: One who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

Definitions Government Politicians

Group Therapy: A drama-in-the-round staged for the entertainment of a professional therapist, who commands the players to put on a new show each week and charges them for the privilege.

Definitions

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Death