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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

Definitions

The record cover was a blank slate in 1939 at Columbia Records.

Mixed metaphors

“So only one person arrived at the party before I did?” Tom second-guessed.

Tom Swifties

“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

Tom Swifties

“Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess,” Tom began grimly.

Tom Swifties

Ant: A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics.

Animals Definitions

Tricycle: A tot rod.

Definitions

Always try to be modest… and be VERY proud of it!

Characteristics

“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

Tom Swifties

“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

Tom Swifties

Woman: A creature whom God made beautiful that man might love her, and unreasonable that she might love man.

Definitions People

State-Of-The-Art: Soon-to-be-obsolete.

Definitions

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage; I take that as a compliment.

Miscellaneous

“This wind is awful,” blustered Tom.

Tom Swifties

Which way are the tea leaves blowing?

Mixed metaphors

When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn’t doing the same thing.

Fools Intelligence

Some folks are so highly educated they can bore you on any subject.

Education

Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.

Anger Definitions Emotions

Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.

Appearance Body Definitions

I can read him like the back of my book.

Mixed metaphors

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

Definitions Things