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I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Characteristics

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Expressions Food/Drink

“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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I don’t dance, but I’d love to hold you while you do.

Dance Entertainment

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

Marriage Money Wives Work

Good Breeding: That quality that enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence while the loudmouth gets the service.

Definitions

Makeup: What it takes to look natural.

Appearance Definitions

Handicap: An allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Definitions Golf Sports

“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

Definitions

Anatomy: The belly of a very small insect.

Definitions Wordplay

“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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“I’ve removed all the feathers from this chicken,” said Tom pluckily.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: never repeat yourself.

Miscellaneous

Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.

Definitions Emotions Happiness Sex

The ambition of every small boy is to wash his mother’s ears.

Children Family

“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

Tom Swifties

Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.

Definitions

“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

Tom Swifties