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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 2
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
About Alexander Pope
Poetry
Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Football
Girls
People
Sports
Boys
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Eating
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Breakfast
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Characteristics
Games
Honesty
Cards
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Men
Women
Romance
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Insults
People
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Dangerous
Fatal
Sincerity
George Moore wrote excellent English until he discovered grammar.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Language
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
George Moore
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
People
Annoyance
Enemies
Forgive
Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Good intentions
I dislike arguments of any kind; they are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Aarguments
A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Cynics
Time is a waste of money.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money
Time
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
People
Leaving
No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Entertainment
Artists
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
God
People
Ability
Overestimation
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
Name
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Last words
I like to do all the talking myself; it saves time, and prevents arguments.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Speech
Arguments
The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Insults
Old
Criticism
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Situations
Temptation
Yield
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