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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 2
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations
People
Expert
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Opinion
People
Agree
It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Opinion
Critics
Judgment
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals
People
Principles
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Men
People
Women
Advances
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Ugly
Beautiful
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Age
Exercise
Young
Do anything
Respectable
I don’t like the Switzerland: it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Places
Switzerland
The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Young
Inexperience
The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Books
Communication
Bible
Book of Life
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
Name
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Myth
Wickedness
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Dangerous
Fatal
Sincerity
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Gutter
Stars
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Optimism
A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Cynics
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
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