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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 4
It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Judgment
Shallow people
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Age
Exercise
Young
Do anything
Respectable
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
People
Annoyance
Enemies
Forgive
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
Crying is the refuge of plain women, but the ruin of pretty ones.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Women
Crying
Refuge
Duty is what one expects from others, it is not what one does oneself.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Duty
Purpose
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Frequency
Bad artists always admire each other’s work.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Entertainment
Artists
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Life
Money
Young
America is one long expectoration.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
People
Leaving
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Dangerous
Fatal
Sincerity
I dislike arguments of any kind; they are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Aarguments
A man's face is his autobiography; a woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Men
People
Women
Face
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Gentlemen
A bad temper, like Mr. Whistler's paintings, should never be displayed in public.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Reviews/Criticism
Bad temper
Painter James Whistler
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Characteristics
Games
Honesty
Cards
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Clothing
People
Women
Advice
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Situations
Temptation
Yield
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations
People
Expert
The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Insults
Reading/Writing
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