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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 5
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
Love
Men
Women
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Insults
Criticism
She wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes; that is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Young
Inexperience
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Last words
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Wordplay
Work
Spoonerism
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Parents
Relationships
Carelessness
Misfortune
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Men
People
Women
Advances
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Gutter
Stars
Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Resolutions
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Myth
Wickedness
A mutual misunderstanding.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Action: The last resource of those who know not how to dream.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Action
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
About Aubrey Beardsley
I often take exercise; why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Exercise
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Insults
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Ugly
Beautiful
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
In this world there are only two tragedies: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Problems
Tragedy
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