Keyword: Criticism

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

Critics can’t even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

Hello!… we heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

She's generous to a fault… if it's her own.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

[Critics] search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.

(1954 – ) American professional tennis player

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow up and be a critic.”

(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor

A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

About as modest as Mussolini.

(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

(1742 – 1799) German writer

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

The musician who invented Swing ought to.