Keyword: Trouble

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.

blogger (Standing Room Only)

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist

When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

I don't look to jump over seven-foot bars: I look around for one-foot bars that I can step over.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman

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Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.