Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 5)

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Appearance Body

I am not overweight; I fluctuate between chubby and curvy!

(1979 – ) American actress, comedian & writer
Appearance Body Fat

So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

I've seen a topless lady ventriloquist… nobody has ever seen her lips move!

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter
Appearance Body Entertainment

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Some people say George Foreman is fit as a fiddle, but I think he looks more like a cello.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Appearance Body Boxing Sports

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Appearance Body Love People

I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Fat is lost last where it is wanted the least. Corollary 1: Fat is lost first from areas of high desirability.
Corollary 2: With time fat flows from areas of high to low desirability. – Hal Belknap, M.D.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.

(1866 – 1946) English author
Appearance Body Golf Sports

Anatomy: Something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl.

Appearance Body Definitions

His favorite exercise is climbing tall people.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance Body Insults

Professional model: cheekbones that sell cosmetics; hipbones that sell anorexia.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Appearance Body Definitions

He was so ugly… he hurt my feelings.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Appearance Body Ugly

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is "knowing what your uterus looks like.”

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Appearance Body People Women

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Canadian hockey player
Body Hockey Sports

Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Body Definitions

I reckoned if my boobs got any lower I would have to buy them their own pair of shoes.

(1959 – ) British novelist
Activities Appearance Body