Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Lies (Page 4)

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I have a friend; he keeps trying to convince me he’s a compulsive liar, but I don’t believe him.

(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

Very sorry can't come; lie follows by post.

(1846 – 1919) British Admiral & member of Parliament

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation; among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

Actions lie louder than words.

(1862 – 1942) American author & poet

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar…. he's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician