Subject: Age (Page 14)

A woman is as young as her knees.

(1934 – ) British fashion designer
Age Appearance Body Women

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can’t suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Age Life Old

You ever drive around with an old person who knows where everything didn't used to be?

American stand-up comedian
Age Intelligence Memory Old

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that’s the law.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Age Family Old Parents Places

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
Age Appearance People Women

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age Animals Books Communication Dogs Intelligence Reading/Writing Relationships Situations

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving… he said it was elevator practice.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Family Things Young

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older; what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much.


Age Intelligence Mind Old

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face; my advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

(1901 – 2000) English author
Age Appearance Women

A woman’s always younger than a man at equal years.

(1806 – 1861) English poet
Age Men People Women

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

(1900 – 1993) American actress
Age Death

He's great to the old guys. He's got one trainer just to treat varicose veins.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Age Football Old Sports

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

My mother used to say: the older you get, the better you get… unless you’re a banana.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Adult: One who has ceased to grow vertically, but not horizontally.

writer
Age Appearance Body People

I got my start in silent radio.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Age Old

I was born nine months premature.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
Age Situations Time

Adolescents: People who never seem to realize that one day they will be as dumb as their parents.

Age People Young

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Age Life Old