Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 17)

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Appearance Body Insults

On the other hand… you have different fingers.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Body Communication Language

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Appearance Body Characteristics

Anatomy: A class that sounds vaguely risqué until you find out what it really involves.

Body Definitions Education School

Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti.

(1934 – ) Italian actress
Appearance Body Food/Drink Self

He should know better than that. He knows I only drink scotch.

Canadian professional hockey goalie
Body Hockey Sports

My girlfriend told me I had the body of a Greek god and I said you don’t know sh*t about Greek mythology.

(1976 – ) American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Appearance Body Insults

I’d like to borrow [Cassius] Clay’s body for 48 hours. There are three guys I’d like to beat up and four women I’d like to make love to.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Appearance Body Boxing Sports

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

Relax, Georgie, I'm just making my collar and cuffs match.

(1908 – 1942) American actress
Appearance Body

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Appearance Body Clothing Insults

A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Appearance Body People Women

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat… all you can do is move it around, like furniture.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Appearance Body Fat

I don't know if you've ever lived with a pregnant woman before, but the whole time she's pregnant, she's walking around the house like, 'Oh my God, I gained 45 extra pounds, I sweat when I eat, and I vomit every morning,' and I'm like, 'No kidding…

stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Fat Situations

Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power

Appearance Body Book Titles

I got the classic Italian male body; I got the ass of a 270-pound man and the chest of a small Romanian gymnast.

(1953 – ) American comedian & writer
Appearance Body

It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't still with the Yankees. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight.

American baseball player
Baseball Body Fat Sports

I dress for women… I undress for men.

(1931 – ) American actress
Appearance Body Clothing Men Sex