Subject: Appearance » Clothing (Page 8)

Women’s styles may change, but their designs remain the same.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

There has ceased to be a difference between my awake clothes and my asleep clothes.

(1979 – ) American actress, comedian & writer

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

I think the reason guys like women in leather outfits so much is because they have that ‘new car’ smell.

Do you guys think it’s worse to wear a Fedora or kill 15 people?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

[Suzanne modeling a fur pull-over] Protestor: 50 animals died because of that coat!

Suzanne: Wanna make it 51?

(1956 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & author

Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can't dress.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

A lady is one who never shows her underwear… unintentionally.

(1893 – 1991) novelist, biographer & playwright

Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.

The maitre d’hotel of a smart hotel: I am sorry, sir, but you have no necktie.
Groucho: That’s all right, don’t be sorry. I remember the time I had no pants.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress