Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 3)

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)
Appearance Body Fat People Places Self World

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I have a doctor's appointment on Monday; I'm not even sick – it's just that I've been working out, and I want someone to see me naked.

American comedian
Appearance Body Fat

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Appearance Body Fat Insults

Little things start to change in your life — like your socks start to get tight.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat

With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes; with male menopause you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Fat Men People Women

My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat Girlfriends

A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.

Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

The meal is not over when I'm full – the meal is over when I hate myself.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director
Appearance Body Eating Fat Food/Drink

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Appearance Body Fat

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying… Caution Wide Load.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Clothing Fat Girlfriends People

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Square meals often make round people.

American entrepreneur & author
Appearance Body Cooking Fat Food/Drink

She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I was not a particularly small child; I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school play.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
Age Appearance Fat Self

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese… as if she doesn’t have enough on her plate.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Appearance Body Fat

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat