Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 5)

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Appearance Body Fat Health

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I hate thin people; “Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?”

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Fat

I ain’t afraid to die fat… that’s my pallbearers’ worry.


Appearance Death Fat

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat Wordplay

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age Fat Golf Sports

Every time I breathe, they like, ‘Why you breathing so hard?'…So I can live!


Appearance Fat Self

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't still with the Yankees. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight.

American baseball player
Baseball Body Fat Sports

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Appearance Fat

As a matter of fact, I'm glad my skin is dark, because if I was a white girl, I would look 10 pounds heavier.

(1971 – ) American comedian & actress
Appearance Body Fat

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Square meals often make round people.

American entrepreneur & author
Appearance Body Cooking Fat Food/Drink

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

(1946 – ) American magazine columnist, author, lecturer & playwright
Appearance Body Clothing Fat

One out of every three Americans… weighs as much as the other two.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Is that your wife? … Oh, well, keep your chin up.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Fat Insults

She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Fat

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws