Subject: Appearance (Page 49)

I tan the easy way… I just wait for my liver spots to connect.

(1951 – ) American author, playwright & lyricist
Appearance Body

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something’s not accurate?

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Self

I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body

A man's face is his autobiography; a woman's face is her work of fiction.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance Men People Women

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck… it probably needs a little more time in the microwave.


Appearance

I got some new underwear the other day… well, new to me.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Appearance Clothing

I was not a particularly small child; I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school play.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
Age Appearance Fat Self

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Pamela Anderson revealed all the taste and refinement of a hooker on holiday.

(1933 – ) English actress & author
Appearance Insults

Guys – if your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian
Appearance Clothing

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.

(1712 – 1786) King of Prussia
Appearance Clothing

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.

Appearance Body People Women

Working with Sophia Loren was like being bombed with watermelons.

(1913 – 1964) American film actor
Appearance Body

I've been big ever since I was little.

American football player
Appearance Body Football Sports

I look like the wrath of grapes.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Appearance Emotions Food/Drink

She looks like something that would eat its young.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Appearance Insults

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs; I think of them as stray eyebrows.

Appearance

It's interesting to speculate how it developed that in two of the most anti-feminist institutions, the church and the law court, the men are wearing the dresses.

(1916 – 2000) American lawyer & activist
Appearance Clothing Law Religion Women

Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.

Appearance Body Definitions