Subject: Appearance » Ugly (Page 3)

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

We were making love and I took the bag off my head.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Death Ugly

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.

Appearance Ugly

I’m callin’ you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Ugly

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

I’m so ugly – my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Children Family Fathers Ugly

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance People Self Ugly

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She was known as a two bagger; that’s when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Ugly

If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly