Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 6)

I’m an Atheist… thank God.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Beliefs God Religion Wordplay

He was engaged to a contortionist, but she broke it off.

Communication Relationships Wordplay

Five out of every three people have trouble understanding fractions.

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter
Science/Weather Wordplay

I was a lighting technician, off and on.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Alarm Clock: That which scares the daylight out of you.

Definitions Wordplay

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.

Girls People Wordplay

Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

Definitions Wordplay

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli.

(1926 – 2009) comedian, actor, radio – TV personality & host
Life Wordplay

Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.

(1987 – ) British comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

The perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
Wordplay

Never in the ring of human conflict have so few taken so much from so many.

American boxer
Boxing Sports Wordplay

The early bird gets the worm but the late worm gets to live.

comedian, writer & editor
Communication Wordplay

Teetotaler: One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Alcohol Definitions Wordplay

I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Definitions Wordplay

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress
Communication Malaprops Wordplay

If a parsley farmer loses a law suit, do they garnish his wages?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay

Anatomy: The belly of a very small insect.

Definitions Wordplay

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

Take my wife… please!

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Marriage Wives Wordplay