Subject: Death (Page 2)

Drug Kingpin Amado Fuentes died from 9 hours of liposuction and plastic surgery – or, as it's commonly known here in Beverly Hills, natural causes.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Death Health Places

Codeine… bourbon…

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Last words

Dying is an art, like everything else.

(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet
Death

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Death

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Death

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director
Last words

Surprise me!

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Death Yogi-isms

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Education School

Death: Life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.

Death Definitions Life

Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter
Last words

You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal
Last words

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician
Last words

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer.; but imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Death People

If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Situations

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Communication Death

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death

When I die, I hope to go to heaven… whatever the hell that is.

(1905 – 1982) Russian-American novelist, playwright & philosopher
Death

Jolson’s funeral was widely attended by those who wanted to make sure.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer
Death

'Hey Death – is that a sickle in your hand or are you just glad to see me?'

American comedian
Death

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help."

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Entertainment Television

Fertile Woman Dies in Climax

Death Headlines