Subject: Death (Page 2)

This is the first time authorities helped me escape prison.

(c.1914 – 1947) American convicted murderer
Last words

Actors die so loud.

(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Death Entertainment

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Education School

It seldom happens, I think, that a man has the civility to die when all the world wishes it.

(1626 – 1696) French writer
Death

Memorial Service: A farewell party for someone who has already left.

Death Definitions

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death

It's beating – beating – beating – it's stopped.

(1708 – 1777) was a Swiss anatomist, physiologist, naturalist & poet
Last words

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Death Life

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

Sex is like death… only after death you don’t feel like a pizza.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Food/Drink Sex

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

My work is done, why wait?

(1854 – 1932) American innovator & founder of Eastman Kodak
Last words

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw
Last words

You know how you're going to die, you just don't know when.

comedian
Activities Death Places

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Death

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims who have to be identified by their dental records. If they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

(1957 – ) is an English comedian, writer & actor
Appearance Body Death

If I were a grave-digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

(1803 – 1857) English writer
Death Insults Occupations People Work

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.

Death Definitions

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

Ask her to wait a moment – I am almost done.

(1777 – 1855) German mathematician & scientist
Death

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

(1975 – ) American actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes