Subject: Death (Page 24)

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Death

It's very beautiful over there.

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Last words

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Death Life Old Young

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Communication Death Speech

Men still die with their boots on, but usually one boot is on the accelerator.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Accidents Autos Clothing Death Problems

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout
Last words

I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Epitaphs

You know how you're going to die, you just don't know when.

comedian
Activities Death Places

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet
Last words

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician
Last words

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author
Last words

Some sad news from Australia… the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Death

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Things

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials
Last words

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

(1901 – 1934) American burglar & bank robber
Last words

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

Was Uncle Oscar’s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

Never felt better.

(1911 – 2000) American actor
Last words

A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer
Communication Death Occupations Work

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker
Death Science/Weather Success Wealth