Subject: Death (Page 24)

Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.

Death Definitions Life

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War
Last words

Traffic Dead Rise Slowly

Death Headlines

I detest life insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist
Death

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Death Health Misspokements

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Last words

Italian women never die – they just shrink out of existence.

(1958 – ) American comedian, actress & jazz musician
Death People Women

Lady, you shot me.

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur
Last words

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician
Last words

The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Death Life

I thought it was in terribly bad taste for him to die when he did.

(1942 – ) English comic, actor (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Death

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Death

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Death Mistakes Problems

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.


Last words

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician
Last words

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor
Last words

Hey, watch this!

Death Definitions Last words

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Emotions Happiness Laughter Life

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(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it; I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.

(1908 – 1993) U.S. Supreme Court justice
Death Relationships Situations