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Buffet: A French word that means “get up and get it yourself.”

American humorist & public speaker
Definitions Food/Drink

Spinster: An unlusted number.

Definitions People Women

Chauffeur: A man who is smart enough to operate an automobile, but clever enough not to own one.

Autos Definitions Things

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade attainable on a test.

Definitions Education School

Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

Definitions Money

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay

Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.

Definitions Health Wordplay

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Communication Definitions

Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

Definitions Men People

Adolescence: The age between puberty and adultery.

Age Definitions Sex

B Flat: An apiary.

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Bowling Alley: A quiet place of amusement where you can hear a pin drop.

Activities Definitions

Intellectual: A guy who can keep his mind on a book at a beach.

Definitions People

Fettuccine Alfredo: Macaroni and cheese for adults.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink

Architects: People who now have to measure their patrons for the breakfast nook.

Definitions Occupations

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once.

Definitions Politicians Problems

Alimony: The high cost of leaving.

Definitions Marriage

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother’s vacation.

Activities Definitions

Gold Digger: A girl who will date any man that can pass the asset test.

Definitions Money People Women

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

Strapless Gown: A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity.

Clothing Definitions