Subject: Definitions (Page 31)

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Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Tailor: An occupation that suits everyone.

Definitions Occupations Work

Toastmaster: A gentleman who introduces a gentleman who needs no introduction.

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Reconsider: To seek a justification for a decision already made.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Intelligence Thinking

Skeptic: One who won’t take know for an answer.

Definitions People

Penis: The male organ used to write one’s name in snow.

Body Definitions Men

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Opinion

Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.

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Geologist: Fault finder.

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Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.

Definitions Democracy Elections/Voting Government

Amateur Athlete: An athlete who is paid in cash, not by check..

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Hospitality: The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

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Acoustic: An instrument used in shooting pool.

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Credit: A commodity that becomes better the less it is used.

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Vasectomy: Never having to say you’re sorry.

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Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad’s payroll – and on to his wife’s.

Definitions Education School

Sport: War without killing.

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Self-made Man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.

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Abstainer: A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Individuals Language

Doctor: A man who suffers from good health.

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Academy Awards: A place where everyone lets off esteem.

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