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Intellectual: A guy who can keep his mind on a book at a beach.

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Alimony: The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.

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Insomnia: The inability to sleep even when it’s time to get up.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Ambulance: A vehicle used to show lawyers where the accident is.

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Jury: Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
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Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

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Erudite: Exhibiting a degree of book learning fatal to success in any business or romantic enterprise.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Numismatics: Collecting money for fun.

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Farmer: A handy man with a sense of humus.

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is.

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Alphabet: A toy for children found in books, blocks, pictures, and some soup.

Communication Definitions Language

An allowance is what you pay your children to live with you.

Children Definitions Family

Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Boss: A personal dictator appointed to those of us fortunate enough to live in free societies.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

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Senility: The pleasantly rueful experience of forgetting what we’ve forgotten.

Age Definitions Intelligence Memory Old

Florists: Petal pushers.

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Armadillo: Possum on the half shell.

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Unimpeachable Source: The guy that started the rumor in the first place.

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Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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