Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 2)

There is no reciprocity; men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Anna Haycraft (1932 – 2005) English writer & essayist

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor – unassisted.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian

Beware the pull on your heartstrings… it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.

co-founder of website Snopes.com

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

(1977 – ) Irish actress, producer & writer

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Jealousy and love are sisters.