Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 2)

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

(1953 – ) writer

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? … well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

(1982 – ) American author

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian

A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

The romance is dead if he drinks champagne from your slipper and chokes on a Dr. Scholl’s foot pad.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love; he likes to get a run for his money.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Love and marriage go together like angel cake and anthrax.

(1959 – ) English writer & columnist

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Absence makes the heart go wander.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

(1715 – 1747) French writer & moralist

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor