Subject: Entertainment » Dance

The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs; and then I dance, and they’re like ‘not like that!’

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

He was a man who never let his left hip know what his right hip was doing.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter

Baptists never make love standing up; they're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing!

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

He makes you feel more danced against than with.


If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The hula dance is simple: you put some grass on one hip, some more grass on the other hip, and then you rotate the crops.

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

(1890 – 1937) author

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

Dance: The action of moving rhythmically to music with a partner, a skill which a woman possesses naturally, but which a man acquires only for the short time in his young adulthood when he wishes to meet and impress young women, and abandons thereafter due to mysterious knee injuries.

Dance like it hurts… love like you need money… work when people are watching.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)