Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child; she must be found and stopped.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Children Exaggerations People Women

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat