Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

She is so short… you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

Appearance Body Exaggerations