Subject: Food/Drink » Eating (Page 3)

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

The other day my wife asked me to take her someplace real expensive to eat, so I took her to the airport.

stand-up comedian

If you can eat anything you want to, what’s the fun in eating anything you want to?

(1956 – ) American movie actor

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?
Chico: Yes, breakfast.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host

He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

No man is alone eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

The French, they say, live to eat; the English, on the other hand, eat to die.

(1949 – ) English novelist

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Men are very strange.; when they wake up in the morning they want things like toast. I don’t have those recipes

(1952 – ) comedian

The best number for a dinner party is two – myself and a damn good head waiter.

(1896 – 1972) Turkish-born Armenian business magnate

I love Grape Nuts – except, lots of times, I forget to put milk on them the night before I want to eat them.

American cinematographer & television director

When I was pregnant, my friends sneered: ‘Eating for two, are we?’… I said, get lost, I’m not cutting down.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian

I hope God speaks English; if I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

Eating will now be an entirely new ball game. I might have to buy a new pair of trousers.

English jockey

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

You don't get ulcers from what you eat; you get them from what's eating you.

(1888 – 1960) Austrian writer