Subject: Food/Drink » Eating (Page 3)

It was actually easier for me to become a vegetarian – you know, quitting meat – because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of meat.

(1966 – ) American actor, musician & comedian

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers… the original meal was never found.

(1959 – ) British/American actress, comedian, director, author & screenwriter

Glutton: A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor

Eating without conversation is only stoking.

writer

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author

50 Ways to Eat a Beaver

He found that a fork in his inexperienced hand was an instrument of chase rather than capture.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

(1887 – 1948) American journalist & humorist

If you can eat anything you want to, what’s the fun in eating anything you want to?

(1956 – ) American movie actor

I hate reality… but nevertheless, it’s still the only place to get a good steak.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

You guys keeping up on that Jeffrey Dahmer thing, the guy that ate 17 people?… you know, I could understand one or two, but 17 – you're eating just to eat.

(1951 – ) American comedian & writer

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Glutton: A person who takes the piece of French pastry you wanted.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

When I was pregnant, my friends sneered: ‘Eating for two, are we?’… I said, get lost, I’m not cutting down.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian

Do not taste food while you’re cooking… you may lose your nerve to eat it.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer