Subject: Food/Drink » Eating (Page 4)

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.

comedian

You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

I’m on a seafood diet… I see food, I eat it.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.

(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian

Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Glutton: A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Chinese Food: You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)

You guys keeping up on that Jeffrey Dahmer thing, the guy that ate 17 people?… you know, I could understand one or two, but 17 – you're eating just to eat.

(1951 – ) American comedian & writer

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author

No man is alone eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

My DNA is cheeseburgers.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Beware the hobby that eats.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

(1897-1987) actress & comedian

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

If you can eat anything you want to, what’s the fun in eating anything you want to?

(1956 – ) American movie actor

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.