Subject: Life (Page 18)

Living is messy.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I hate reality… but nevertheless, it’s still the only place to get a good steak.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

You live and learn… at any rate, you live.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way round.

(1935 – ) British author

Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite.

(1932 – ) American football player & coach

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

(1924 – 1984) American author

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian

Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

I believe in reincarnation, so I’ve left all my money to myself.

(1943 – ) English disc jockey

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

(1902 – 1983) American philosopher

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher