Subject: Life (Page 18)

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele… should be fun… and to stop taking my clothes off for money.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

American comedian & actor

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older… little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life.

(1956 – ) American comedian

I believe in reincarnation, so I’ve left all my money to myself.

(1943 – ) English disc jockey

The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

(Sholem Naumovich Rabinovich) (1859 – 1916) Jewish author & humorist

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.

(1922  – 2000) American cartoonist (Peanuts)

People with money live so damn long.

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell; the other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.

(1945 – ) American country/folk musician & song writer

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Somehow I never quite know what’s going on.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.

(1945 – ) American television journalist

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans; but this is our hill… and these are our beans!

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor