Subject: Misspokements (Page 41)

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Books Communication Misspokements Reading/Writing

I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

Misspokements Sports

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses.

(Bob Costas replied with just, Uh…well…ok.)

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

Princess Anne’s horse is literally eating up the ground.

horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

I intend to open this country up to democracy, and anyone who is against that, I will jail.

(1918 – 1999) Brazilian military leader & politician
Democracy Government Misspokements

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I couldn't done it without my players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Craig Bellamy has literally been on fire.

Scottish football player & manager
Communication Language Misspokements

God may choose to heal someone from cancer, yet that person still has a great deal of medical bills; the outstanding bills do not determine whether or not the patient has been healed by God.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Beliefs God Health Misspokements

Azinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white shoes and a pink tea-cosy hat.

British sports announcer
Appearance Clothing Golf Misspokements Sports

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

Classifieds Misspokements Stupidity

There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports Time

No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win – he goes in hoping to win.

English boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Go ahead, spew it off your chest.

Misspokements

I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I’m looking forward to seeing more of the same today.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes