Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 30)

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When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it around instead of picking it up.

Murphy’s Laws

Negative slack tends to increase.

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People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.

Murphy’s Laws People

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

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If you need four screws for the job, the first three are easy to find.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Where there's a will, there's a won't.

Murphy’s Laws

Never conduct negotiations before 10:00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4:00 they think you're desperate.

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When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.

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The less you say, the less you have to take back.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

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No matter how clear the skies are, a thunderstorm will move in 5 minutes after the papers are delivered.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Murphy’s Laws Things

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The public is always wrong.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws People

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you rely on Murphy's law, everything will go as planned (but don't count on it.)

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Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

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