Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 62)

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Everybodyworks for the sales department

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

About sentence fragments.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

Hockey Murphy’s Laws Sports

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

Accidents Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you try hard enough you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

Murphy’s Laws Self

A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.

Marriage Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

You can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

You can't fall off the floor.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When a person says that, in the interest of saving time, he will summarize his prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech Time

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains

Food/Drink Military Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Murphy’s Laws

Things always go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Bad regulation begets worse regulation.

Murphy’s Laws

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

You have taken yourself too seriously.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People Self