Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 76)

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Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Beauty times brains equals a constant.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.

Murphy’s Laws

Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Murphy’s Laws People

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Murphy’s Laws

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

Murphy’s Laws

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws