Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 76)

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There is always one more bug.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Murphy’s Laws

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better; but don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Truth

The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws

The accessibility, during recovery of small parts which fall from the work bench, varies directly with the size of the part and inversely with its importance to the completion of the work underway.

Murphy’s Laws Things Work

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

Nearly all prophecies made in public are wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Only after locking your toolbox/shed at the end of a DIY job do you find another tool to return to your toolbox/shed.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences; if you have none, someone will make one for you.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws