Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 76)

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In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.

Murphy’s Laws

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Things

Birthday parties always end in tears.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Murphy’s Laws

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anything is easier to take apart than it is to put together.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws

The shortest route has the steepest hills.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The incidence of anything worthwhile is either 15-25 percent or 80-90 percent.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare. Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the length of time the street is supervised by a traffic control officer.

Autos Government Murphy’s Laws

If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

Headlines Murphy’s Laws

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws

Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Any inanimate object, regardless of its position, configuration or purpose, may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either entirely obscure or else completely mysterious.

Murphy’s Laws Things

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you run into an old girlfriend – no matter how innocently – your wife will know about it before you get home.

Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws Wives