Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 85)

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1. In dealing with their “own” problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives 2. In dealing with “other” people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals.

Beliefs Government Murphy’s Laws Situations

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws World

Don't use no double negatives.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

1. The last gas station for 50 miles will be closed when you get there. 2. At the moment of any departure, the level of gas in your tank depends entirely on how late you are. 3. You only run out of gas after your wife tells you to stop for gas before you run out.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Use it or lose it.

Murphy’s Laws

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Murphy’s Laws

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet.

Murphy’s Laws

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Murphy’s Laws

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday.

Murphy’s Laws

Things will get worse before they get better; Who said things would get better?

Murphy’s Laws