Subject: Problems » Mistakes (Page 3)

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

I have made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one.

(1841 – 1918) publisher of the New York Herald

To err is human, to forgive is human.

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed.
2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers.
3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

God don't make no mistakes… that's how He got to be God.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

All great discoveries are made by mistake

Corollary: The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

The toughest call an umpire has to make is not the half-swing; the toughest call is throwing a guy out of the game after you blew the hell out of the play.

American baseball umpire

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Most bosses never lift a finger at work, unless it’s to point out something you did wrong.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine