Subject: Proverbs (Page 5)

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.

Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Where there is a sea there are pirates.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

No one can see their reflection in running water.

The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.

No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The sinning is the best part of repentance.

When the fox preaches, look to the geese.