Subject: Science/Weather (Page 13)

At school, Applied Math was all about working out grams and dollars… we called it Crystal Math.

comedian
Drugs Science/Weather

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Headlines Science/Weather

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Baseball Science/Weather Sports

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Appearance Clothing Science/Weather

I have the oldest typewriter in the world; it types in pencil.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Science/Weather Things

In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.

American author
Places Science/Weather

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

It is hard for the ape to believe that he has descended from man.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Animals People Science/Weather

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Definitions Science/Weather Taxes

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Health Old Science/Weather

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Communication Computers Science/Weather Things

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.


Science/Weather

It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Science/Weather

Brace Yourselves for a Good 12 inches!

Headlines Science/Weather

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
People Science/Weather

The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Places Science/Weather

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Heat Malaprops Science/Weather Yogi-isms

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

Headlines Science/Weather