Subject: Time (Page 4)

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

I love my Fed-Ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it…and he's always on time.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

Instant gratification takes too long.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

Absolutum obsoletum – If it works, it’s out of date.

No matter how long it takes for you to get back to pick up the shoes the shoemaker will tell you that they won't be ready until tomorrow.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

What is history but a set of lies agreed upon.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.

American comedian

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.