Subject: Time (Page 4)

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Life Murphy’s Laws Time

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
People Time

I love my Fed-Ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it…and he's always on time.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Drugs Time

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Accidents Autos History Time Truth

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Time

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Instant gratification takes too long.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Time

Absolutum obsoletum – If it works, it’s out of date.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

No matter how long it takes for you to get back to pick up the shoes the shoemaker will tell you that they won't be ready until tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Situations Time

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Family Mothers People Relationships Time Women

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Divorce Marriage Money Time

What is history but a set of lies agreed upon.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
History Time

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations Time

I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.

American comedian
Past Time

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.

Murphy’s Laws Time