Subject: Time (Page 5)

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Divorce Marriage Money Time

What history teaches us is that men have never learned anything from it.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher
History Time

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Characteristics Husbands Marriage Time Truth Wives

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright
Characteristics Time

Money still talks these days… trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Money Time

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Situations Time

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher
Life Time

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Past Time

The speed of time is one second per second.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

Time may be a great healer, but’s it’s a lousy beautician.

Appearance Health Time

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

Definitions History Occupations Time

Pocket Watch: A watch for people who don’t like having time on their hands.

Definitions Time

If a man smiles all the time he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Time Work

The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws Time

Absolutum obsoletum – if it works, it’s out of date.

(1926 – 2002) British management theorist & professor
Murphy’s Laws Time

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist
Communication Reading/Writing Time

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue.

Murphy’s Laws Time

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Misspokements Time

Why women don’t blink during foreplay… not enough time.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
People Sex Time Women