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(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Barf in “Spaceballs”

Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Liver

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes From “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”

Melvin: You make me want to be a better man.
Carol: That’s maybe the best compliment of my life.
Melvin: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Melvin Udall in “As Good as It Gets” Compliments

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

Gene Wilder

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author

Conflict Killing TV/Movie Quotes As Jim in “Blazing Saddles”

Dana Barrett: That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Peter Venkman in “Ghostbusters”

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Roy Scheider

(1932 – 2008) American stage & film actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Sheriff Brody in “Jaws” Upon seeing the shark for the first time

Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a bumpy night.

Bette Davis

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

TV/Movie Quotes As Margo Channing in “All About Eve”

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Insults TV/Movie Quotes From “What’ s Up Tigerlily?”

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Matt LeBlanc

(1967 – ) American actor & producer

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Joey in “Friends”

How is education going to make me smarter?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Education TV/Movie Quotes

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Will you describe the [stolen] car, please? Black fenders, silver doors, green hood, polka-dot seat covers, monkey-fur dashboard… maybe it wasn’t stolen; maybe it ran away.

Jack Soo

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Nick Yemana in “Barney Miller”

I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Oh, they’ve broken my sacroiliac! Run to the nearest golf course and get a doctor!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Doctors Health TV/Movie Quotes As Professor Eustace McGargle in “Poppy”

You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I’d get married.

Seth Meyers

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes On airport security pat-downs

Peggy: I want sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Al Bundy in “Married With Children”

Claire: Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don’t you get a perm?
Rose Morgan: I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.

Barbra Streisand

(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director

Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes As Rose Morgan in “The Mirror Has Two Faces”

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?