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Dorito Syndrome: Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

Definitions Food/Drink

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

Activities Definitions Games

I looked to see what I could hear.

Mixed metaphors

“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

Tom Swifties

He swept the rug under the carpet.

Mixed metaphors

When you feel that you would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra.

Age Old Young

Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.

Definitions Emotions

[a rock group’s] authenticity strikes a chord with fans.

Mixed metaphors

Bum: A man-about-town.

Definitions

Never wave to a friend at an auction.

Situations

Beware of the half truth… you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

Beliefs Honesty Truth

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Definitions

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine.

Beer Definitions Food/Drink

“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

Tom Swifties

It's all Greek to a blind horse.

Mixed metaphors

Groan: An expression of appreciation for the horrible.

Communication Definitions Speech

Good Advice: What a man gives when he gets too old to set a bad example.

Beliefs Definitions Opinion

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is.

Definitions

Men are like lawnmowers: they’re hard to get started, emit noxious odors and half the time they don’t work.

Men People

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

Definitions Wordplay