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Keyword:
Experience
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Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Mistakes
Problems
Situations
Time
Experience
Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.
Anonymous
Definitions
Mistakes
Experience
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
We learn from experience that men never learn from experience.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Education
Learning
Experience
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Experience
Teaching
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Antrim
(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money
Time
Experience
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals
Intelligence
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Experience
Snakes
Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.
Anonymous
Age
Adolescence
Experience
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
Experience
Experience: A form of knowledge acquired only two ways: by doing and being done.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
Knowledge
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death
Intelligence
Carry a tune
Experience
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People
Experience
Optimist
Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get if you don’t.
Pete Seeger
(1919 – ) American folk singer
Education
Experience
Fine print
The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.
Alfred E. Newman
Education
Learning
Experience
Amateur: One who is always willing to give you the benefit of his inexperience
Anonymous
People
Amateur
Experience
Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.
Anonymous
Definitions
Mistakes
Experience
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.
Higdon's Law
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Experience
Judgment
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