Keyword: Good (Page 2)

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people: the good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Be good and you will be lonely.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler – and less trouble.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for it.

(1891 – 1974) 14th U.S. Chief Justice & politician

There's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

That possum's on the stump.

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

You’re only has good as your last haircut.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

(1818 – 1885) humorist