Keyword: Laziness

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Characteristics

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Money Things

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics Situations

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

Miscellaneous

If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Activities Characteristics

You ever look for the remote control and can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, it looks like I’m not watching TV.”

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment Television

Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.

Characteristics Definitions

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When I was a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Characteristics

He’s got molasses in his britches.

Miscellaneous

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

I was born lazy; I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Work

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Time

I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Husbands Marriage

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

Miscellaneous

Yeah, I'm kind of lazy… I'm dating a pregnant woman.


Dating People Relationships

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Miscellaneous

I’m too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

professional baseball player
Baseball Characteristics Sports Work