Keyword: Laziness

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

New Zealand writer
Definitions

Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

Miscellaneous

Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Characteristics Exercise Work

I’m too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

professional baseball player
Baseball Characteristics Sports Work

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Time

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Things

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Eating Food/Drink

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Miscellaneous

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

You ever look for the remote control and can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, it looks like I’m not watching TV.”

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment Television

I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Husbands Marriage

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Money Things

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Miscellaneous

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Characteristics

If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Activities Characteristics

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

Miscellaneous

I was born lazy; I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Work