Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 2)

Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright

Henry Kissinger may be a great writer, but anyone finishes his book is definitely a great reader.

(1952 – ) American writer & biographer

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will pick the wrong spelling.

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen but he could not read it, he thought I was just trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

After you’ve mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

(1918 - 2002) American author

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper; and half never voted for president… one hopes it is the same half.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Homer also wrote the Oddity.

If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're
 Shakespeare?


If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.

(1910 – 2006) Swedish cartoonist

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

(1767 – 1845) 7th U.S. president

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?


The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead.

(1894 – 1962) American poet, painter, essayist, author & playwright

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist