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Subject:
Success
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I don't believe I'll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go to Harvard.
Lyndon Johnson
(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Government
Success
Foreign Affairs
Harvard
All my life affection has been showered on me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
People
Self
Success
Affection
If at first you don’t succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Success
Incompetence
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Flip Wilson
(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
Characteristics
Success
Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.
Knox's Principle of Star Quality
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
Success
She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential would really cut into my sittin' around time.
Maria Bamford
(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Success
I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.
Zach Braff
(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
Life
Success
Celebrity
Jealousy
If
A
is a success in life, then
A
equals
x
plus
y
plus
z
; work is
x
;
y
is play; and
z
is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Life
Success
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Old
People
Problems
Success
Sympathy
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Life
Success
Ancestors
If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.
Marcelene Cox
writer
Family
Parents
Success
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.
Fred Shero
(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey
Sports
Success
Enthusiasm
About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Sports
Success
I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.
Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Friends
People
Relationships
Success
Young
Disappointment
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible… and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
Children
Family
Parents
Success
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Success
World
Mediocrity
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Success
Skydiving
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Success
Time
Work
You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
Anonymous
Success
Ability
Luck
Behind every successful man, you’ll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
Jimmy Stewart
(1908 – 1997) American actor
Appearance
Clothing
Men
People
Success
Women
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Success
Fame
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