Subject: Time

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

(1952 – ) comedian

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

There can’t be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

Those who abhor history are compelled to rewrite it.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author

A day without sunshine is like… well, night.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

My watch is three hours fast, and I can’t fix it… so I’m going to move to New York.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.