Subject: Time

Do you know it was a year ago today?

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic

On his 916th game as coach at University of Alabama – I've been here so long that when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick.

American basketball coach

A committee takes hours to put into minutes what can be done in seconds.

It’s not perfect, but to me on balance Right Now is a lot better than the Good Old Days.

(1939 – 2012) Irish writer & speaker

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

There can’t be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

(1924 – 1997) Dutch-American artist

Children should neither be seen nor heard from… ever again.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Time wounds all heels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

One night I came home very late; it was the next night.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project takes only twice as long.

The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.

(1964 – ) Canadian writer & novelist

The Hunger Site