Subject: Age (Page 26)

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Body Doctors Old

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Age Definitions People Young

A woman is as young as her knees.

(1934 – ) British fashion designer
Age Appearance Body Women

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

Age Proverbs Young

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Age Education School

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age Men Old People Sex Women

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist
Age Life Success Time

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Accidents Age Beliefs Old

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.

Age Definitions Young

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Old Situations

The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.

(1906 – 1990) British historian
Age Old

There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure.

Age Old

20 to 40 is the fillet steak of life; after that it’s all short cuts.

(1922 – 1985) English poet & novelist
Age

Youth: A good substitute for experience.

Age Definitions Young

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

My wife and I are discussing whether we’re going to spank our child or not; I say wait ’til she does something wrong.

American comedian
Children Family Old

The young feel tired at the end of an action; the old at the beginning.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Age

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Age Children Emotions

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.

Age Children Family Learning