Subject: Characteristics (Page 32)

If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there.

Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

He is a modest little man who has a good deal to be modest about.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I’m not good and tired, just tired.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Honesty: The fear of being caught.

I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I would rather be an opportunist and float than go to the bottom with my principles round my neck.

(1867 – 1947) British politician

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.

(1922 – 1990) American actress

A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.

He wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every Christening.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

He's so honest you can shoot dice with him on the telephone.

(1931 – ) television newscaster

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

In 1969 I published a small book on Humility; it was a pioneering work which has not, to my knowledge, been superseded.


I wear my heart on my sleeve… I wear my liver on my pant leg.


I learned in business that you had to be very careful when you told somebody that’s working for you to do something, because the chances were very high he’d do it; in government, you don’t have to worry about that.

(1920 – ) U.S. Secretary of State economist, statesman & businessman