Subject: Communication (Page 6)

Loquacity: A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Like I always say, there's no 'I' in "team;" there is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

(1959 – ) Canadian-born writer & television producer

She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal… Antonio.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Satire is focused bitterness.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’… you probably saw our posters.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine.

Jim Jordan (1896 – 1988) American radio comedian (of Fibber McGee & Molly)

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Spanish professional golfer

Familiarity breeds attempt.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Gossip: Anything that goes in one ear and over the back fence.

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president

Contempt: The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

This book fills a much-needed gap.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

He would come in and say he changed his mind… which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Gossip is nature’s telephone.

(Sholem Naumovich Rabinovich) (1859 – 1916) Jewish author & humorist

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice; for ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Omen: A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

It‘s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author